I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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