ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Randomize
