i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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