Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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