Heybabeimwearingurpanties
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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