I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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