I'm drive I can fine osifer
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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