That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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