I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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