Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i just google imaged poop.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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