At least make sure they are 18
Why
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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