It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Dignity is for republicans.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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