just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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