Yo dont text me then not text me
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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