I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
You should frame my arrest warrant.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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