The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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