But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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