we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I supernannyed him into submission
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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