Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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