Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He felt like a one man threesome
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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