what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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