i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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