hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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