he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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