What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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