Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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