Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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