Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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