am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Every concussion has its silver lining
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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