i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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