I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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