people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
honey bunches of taint.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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