how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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