May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
No...this little piggys going to the bar
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
