My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Randomize
