I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Randomize
