She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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