it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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