How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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