I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
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