she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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