Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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