On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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