I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
