i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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