Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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