Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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