Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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