No, you can still breathe under the balls.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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