Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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