that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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